fondle your dondle

A term used when one male decides he wants to be more than just friends with his best bud who is also a boy, despite having a perfectly good gf who suffices 100%.

Antoine texted his friend Mathius that he really wanted to "fondle your dondle".

by Bleepbloop123 June 15, 2011

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

Fondue

When a woman (or man) takes a mouth full of liquid (e.g. coffee, soda water, whipped cream) and then performs oral sex on a man.

You should have seen what she did last night... She took a sip of warm coffee and then gave me a full on fondue.

by npcomplete_ August 4, 2014

fondue dip

When a chick has a really loose ass hole and you stick your balls in her ass

I could probably fondue dip that ho

by Mac Dallmann February 6, 2007

fondle my tossle

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

Fonda

1. overworked and confused girl who doesnt have any idea of what she wants to do for the rest of her life.

2. a girl that is a quiter

3. also known as Hitler

man you need to chill out and not be such a Fonda

by the guy in the class March 21, 2005

Fonde

A gay white male who thinks soccer is an actual sport.

Bro soccer isn’t a sport your such a fonde.

by 501st boy May 3, 2018