Florida

It's a fucking gta online server in real life.

(pvp enabled)

Mom I had fun today in Florida. I crashed two helicopters.

by MoobNaster69 May 31, 2019

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

Florida waste pipe

The act of shitting into a blender, then pour the Liquid into a water gun and blast your next door neighbor

"Yo I hit Jeremy with the florida waste pipe yesterday"

by NickyBickyDicky March 9, 2020

Floridaography

The study of Florida Men and their habits.

Maye: "Hey Sam! did you hear about the new developments in Floridaography?"
Sam: "The data around the Florida men and the RKOing of Alligators, right?"

by Lady Fallen April 28, 2021

Florida Backwash

When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.

Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.

by DTAG32 April 29, 2022

Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.

“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

by lairec ocx July 16, 2022

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023