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Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.
"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"
by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008
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Pump Fuck

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
by SlopNChop April 4, 2017
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Fuck Joe Biden, aka the worst, weakest and dumbest president in US history.
Fuck Joe Biden, that pedo can go eat a dick!
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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The fuck

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
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Fuck me boots

Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!
by Dan June 1, 2003
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What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz
bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?
by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009
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