Female Inept

The inability for a male to determine whether or not a person of the opposite sex is making passes and/or flirting with him; the inability to read a females cues and therefore fail at moving the friendship/relationship forward.

Dude, you're so female inept, that you didn't notice that girl giving you the eye.

by dabphr July 15, 2011

femal dog

Femal dog is just female dog without an e

U spelled femal dog wrong

by Ai45 May 15, 2020

Female Simp

A girl who likes way too many people, she definitely has the largest simp list in the friend group

Wow, Olivia is such a Female Simp

by BiggestBootyintheWest July 31, 2021

Female Mafia

Every woman's sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. These women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. They make sure she has her relationship shit together and that she is happy on HER terms. They are train each other in the art of deception, mind games, trickery and the manipulation of unsuspecting men. They have a strict code of silence and have "deep" conversations with her and instruct her what to do with her man situation or man trouble, how to screw him, use him, cheat him and when he aint got nothing left...how to dump him. They are skilled at rumor and damage control so she will come out of it smelling like a rose or the heartbroken "victim". They help her find a new man to fuck ...her gay friends are really good at this and seem to enjoy the quest. This group covers for her "little secret" while she's getting some dick on the side. They horde an arsenal of negative shit about each other's man -then spoon feed her every drop of it when she's angry at him. After a new date, she calls this group of confidants and tells them everything. They ask about his money situation to determine if he is Fuck worthy, useable, and easily manipulated. With their assistance she plans every tiny detail -she will have plan W, X, Y, and Z ready the new man, while he is still working on plan A or B.

If Jenny informs her Female Mafia about John's recent bankruptcy, they will put a verbal hit out on him, brand him a LOSER, and sabatoge their marraige.

by John Freeson April 23, 2006

Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.

Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.

Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday

Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner

by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

female sounding

Inserting metal or plastic things into a woman’s urethra.

I love watching female sounding porn

by Toula TLS September 17, 2019