Fatterooba

Fatterooba

A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.

Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.

Fatterooba got a stocking of coal for Christmas for raping an 18 year old.

by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016

Fapternoon

To enjoy an afternoon of masturbating (fapping).

All my roommates are gone today, I'm gonna have myself a nice fapternoon alone.

by Purtluom June 28, 2012

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

fatherality

fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor

Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality

by mills222 July 29, 2014

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019