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dirty emil

when u fuck someone that hard, that you start to bleed and afterwards you kill her with a pillow
by hæstkug April 11, 2020
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emiley

the definition on emiley is, very cute people, who are very sexy and are scared to talk to people unless they really really trust them
emiley a, they have nice bodies
by bumbles August 17, 2006
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Emil

Emil is a Russian sexy boy who has a big dick and is strong af and always makes people laugh when their upset
Oh i need Emil he is my sexy boy

2 girls fight over emil
by Lig my wang October 26, 2018
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Emilee

A beautiful young lady. A person who loves to have a great time and live life up... Loves to party. A girl who is nice and caring. And hates over sized people. A girl who loves her friends and respects you if she is respected in return
1) I love Emilee
2) Who doesnt love her?!
by lover1073 January 23, 2012
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Emailfemale

Emailfemale n. (E' male fee' male)

1. A woman or girl whom you contact through an internet dating service that doesn't want to meet you ultimately, but just wants to email you seemingly forever. 2. A match on a dating service who you seemed to hit it off with, but she never agrees to a meeting, and chooses to only email you as she did originally when you thought you hit it off. 3. Female met online who isn't interested in you romantically, but continues to email you with the most assinine crap on the web, or sends daily emails with "sup" or something equally inane. 4. Online woman or girl that you will never meet, yet she wants to still email. 5. An online female you will never meet that clogs your inbox so much crap it is bordering on "spam".
"I found a great match on the online dating service, but instead of meeting me, she just turned into an "emailfemale"."

I'm looking for a LTR, but all I end up with are "emailfemales"."

"Hi kissypants9556, thanks for answering my personal ad, and sending me those oh-too-clever Jeff Foxworthy pages, but I really don't need another "emailfemale".....hope you understand."

"This emailfemale has been sending me notes every day for a year, and I can't even get a picture from her"
by Viva Vic Vegas October 28, 2008
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Overnight Emails

The emails you find in your in box that get sent to you when every one you know is asleep. These will include offers of generic Viagra, penis enlargement, unique but unspecified business opportunities, lotto or prize draw win notification and of course the classic 'help me share my $5million' offer from a man who may or may not have been high up in the Nigerian Finance Minestry.
Tim started each day at the office, mucking out his overnight emails. How he wished he hadn't filled in his email address on the site that offered cheap Viagra.
by df1968 September 5, 2012
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Emilia

a good-looking girl can be included as a Greek goddess. a girl with the perfect body and looks. a wonderful personality and loved in bed
Omg Emilia is so beutiful
Everybody loved her
So hot!
by Amanda91919 March 6, 2017
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