A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.
over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
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Get the chattanooga chin dive mug.A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.
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two girls in conversation:
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious
girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
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