doorbell ditch that bitch

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.

Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)

by BS-BS October 23, 2008

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Ditch

There are 2 meanings

1. To leave a friend in order to purposely get away from him/her, do something else or hang out with somebody else, usually another friend or group of friends.

2. To leave a friend or group of friends to go home.

1. "My friends are pricks, they ditched me while I was eating my dinner."

2. "I'm ditching guys, I'll see you all tomarrow."

by Thatguywhoeavesdrops August 23, 2010

in a ditch

Someone left for dead.

When you giving me head slow it down, cause you just might bite. And if you do that, bitch, my dick will be swollen, but your ass will be in a ditch!

by Kid Money June 18, 2007

ditch

To be ignored at cornation by your date

Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.

by Josh November 12, 2003

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006