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David

He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
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David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.
Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018
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David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
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David

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive
by 5442 April 26, 2019
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David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.
by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018
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Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
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David

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.
Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018
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