courtesy sniff

When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.

George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?

Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.

by pseudonym jr August 28, 2011

Vince Carter'd

To get jumped over and dunked on and embarrassed.

Dude! Yao just got Vince Carter'd!

by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, Us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021

Crute

Something or someone that is both cute and cringe simultaneously

"Did you see Ashley's new dress last night"

'Yes, it was so crute'

by charliesufc February 21, 2015

courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.

My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.

Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)

by TheFoundingFatherL September 7, 2013

cartel

Meaning the joining of busineses,secretly, not to compete with eachother. Usually verbally and in secret. People mistake this noun as a Hispanic Drug Smuggling Gang. That is true if you play Grand Theift Auto III
Syn.: Monoploy

Quick Mart and Super Fast made a cartel with eachother to offer the same prices and profit money together

by David Havird March 15, 2005