choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

chokin' da chicken

a males version of masturbation.

yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken

by giveadamnbusted May 15, 2014

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Choking the Lead Away

1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.

2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.

The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.

Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.

by Nova Buster July 17, 2016

Croxin

when you act bigger or think ur bigger than who you are.

shordy who's Croxin: don't feel nice cause you have polo pants, I have 3 pairs
shordy: why you Croxin for?

by dwbii December 19, 2016

choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017