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Creepypasta

Creepy stories that float around on the Interwebs.
"I heard that if you say 'Bloody Mary' 3 times into a mirror, a hook will appear on your car door."

"No, dude. That's just some creepypasta."
by howtocookhumans March 28, 2008
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Creepycat

1. A cat that is creepy

2. Whenever something bad or fetal happens to someone

3. Whenever you die in video games

4. whenever someone is being mean or unsavoury
1. Is your cat mentally stable

No he's a creepycat

2. Whatever happened to Scott?

Oh, he went creepycat

3. dies in Fortnite, sceams: CREEPYCAT! CREEPYCAT! CREEPYCAT CREEPYCAT!

4. guy: Xavier, your a white trash shart monster!

later, Xavier: Man, that guy was a creepycat
by Galaxy252525 April 12, 2019
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Le' Creperie

Le' Creperie Cafe, the place not to be seen. Instead...A small resturaunt in Long beach where you go to be treated like shit.
The servers are rarely helpful and you can always guarentee a long wait.
Something about waiting long periods of time seems to attract Americans...dunno.
I dare you to call them out on their bad attitudes (or merely ask for a refill)- you will have bought yourself a wad of spit in your overated dish.
Let's NOT go be fabulous at Le' Creperie.
Le' Creperie sorta sucks.
by Le' Over it February 9, 2007
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Creepy

Adj. To describe anything. Scary, different, awesome, incredible, weird, amazing.
You look creepy today!
I had a creepy time on that ride today, can we go on it again?
by HJS<JAT February 19, 2011
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Crepe

1. (n.) A condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling associated with an aging woman's body. Most often the term "crepe" is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman's vaginal, thigh and buttocks area.

The term is often used in a sexual context; Jack Nicholson, an American actor famed for both his career in film and his sexual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone magazine's Eric Hedegaard in a cover story entitled "Jack Nicholson: A Singular Guy."

Below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where Nicholson discusses his experience with older women:

"You know there's certainly more than one person that I've seen maybe thirty years, intimately. Unexpected by me. I have the normal things that people have. You know, Mom sitting on the toilet, scared, 'Gee, you know, when you were little,' or whatever that is. You know what I mean. 'Oh, am I going to be able to deal with crepe?' or whatever the fears are." --Nicholson

Note: A geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have "blueberry crepe" while a black woman would have "burnt crepe."

2. (n.) A type of pancake commonly consumed in France, Belgium and upscale Bistros in the United States. Not to be confused with an old lady's saggy vagina. Generally has an accent over the first "e."
Guy 1: So how was that MILF you took home from the club last night? I bet she was an animal in bed...

Guy 2: I actually couldn't get an erection once I saw her crepe.

Guy 1: Dude you're gay, older women are hot.

Guy 2: Listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy vagina I saw-- you'd puke. It was CREPE city!
by Murr Crismus January 31, 2010
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Creppy

A combination of "creepy" and "preppy." Mostly used to described spoiled teenage girls.
"I can't believe she has that new phone. It isn't even on the market, yet. She is SOOOO creppy."
by J. Farber February 22, 2008
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creepy joe

A word to describe someone who is
1) Always in photos he shouldnt be in
2) Always getting off with girls with boyfriends
3) Has long hair and dresses like he's from the 70s
See girl pulling guy. Girl has boyfriend
Typical creepy joe
by Davey S January 5, 2007
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