Saudi-Swede connection

When two people make out and then afterwards one person (commonly referred to as the Swede) gets his face set on fire by the other (known as the Saudi). Then, while the "Swede" is still on fire, the couple continue to make out. Finally, the "Swede" urinates on the face of the "Saudi".

Whoa, I was totally Saudi-ing Victor last night and he was really into Swede-ing with me. It was a great Saudi-Swede Connection! He's in the hospital right now if you want to stop by.

by MAVC (BASICALLY PERVERTS) December 8, 2010

Contentment

Something no one will really ever truly achieve. No matter how much they hold it in their palms it will eventually slip through the cracks at the slightest feeling of uncertainty. While partial contentment can be sustained for a brief time frame, it is not an enduring sentiment.

John: I feel complete contentment with my life at the moment.

Jennifer: Really? I heard your ex is already dating....

John: I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

by cold_hard_facts April 19, 2010

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

mexican bootleg connection

really crappy connection while on xbox live, usually makes the game as laggy as standbying would

Damn, this kid must have mexican bootleg connection

by Mufasa3000 October 22, 2008

you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020