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Collins’d

Used to describe the combination of shock, disgust and second hand embarrassment felt when one is propositioned by someone well below their league

Collins’d derived from the character Mr. William Collins in Jane Austen’s 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice.
Yuck did you see that guy coming onto me? I just got collins’d...
by Brunswickcoinlaundry September 21, 2022
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Collins

A Collins is a person who is very fond of the color yellow.
Oh look a Collins I bet he’s about to make out with a minion right now.
by Easttas December 14, 2022
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collins syndrome

The inability to take a poop with your shirt on.

The uncontrollable urge to remove your shirt while pooping.
He cannot poop with his shirt on, he must have Collins Syndrome.
by Science.org January 10, 2023
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Collins

*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com
Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!
by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023
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Coinínism

A very sigma form of fascism practiced by Irish Government of Rhodesia also known as Coinín
Hoch Coinín, Long live Coinínism
I <3 Coinínism
by WaterFallMan June 5, 2024
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Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.
I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”
by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025
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Carlinism

Carlinism is a philosophical and conceptual framework concerned with the critical examination of belief systems, constructed narratives, language, and perceived meaning in human society. It focuses on how assumptions are formed, reinforced, and challenged, emphasizing skepticism toward authoritative claims and socially inherited interpretations of reality.
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:

-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual
1. The essay applies Carlinism to examine how social narratives shape perceived truth.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.
by The Temple of Carlinism December 25, 2025
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