Cheater

A majestic unicorn that cheats on their BFF in the med room when she’s at home sleeping and cuddling a raccoon that smells like him because she didn’t know he was a cheater

Unicorn 1: how was your shift last night ?

Unicorn 2 the cheater:people eating is not the only reason the med room is sticky

by Wilbert February 2, 2020

Cheater Juice

1. the name on Payton C’s private story

2. what a girl named Bridget drinks in order to win a game

Bridget there’s no way you have that much talent, you must’ve drank cheater juice

Payton, I just saw your post on cheater juice

by jule July 16, 2020

Cheater

When you already committed to a college but you went to another college’s recruiting event for free chicken tenders and t shirts so your friend calls you a cheater as a joke, but your math teacher thinks that the two of you are dating so he starts yelling at you in front of the class about how bad cheating is. The teacher goes on a twenty minute rant about his ex and how they were cheated on and how it broke their heart. The teacher looks at you dead in the eyes and says “once a cheater always a cheater”. Meanwhile you’re trying to control your shaking shoulders and tears as you are literally about to burst from holding in your laughter for the last 20 minutes.

Once a cheater always a cheater

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

Chaston Botello

The wrong way of saying Chaston Bojello

Person one: Hey my name is Chaston Botello.
Person two: Do you mean Chaston Bojello?

by Supa epic obama kisser November 29, 2021

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

Dream Cheat

When you are currently in a relationship and in a dream you have sex with another woman

I feel so guilty that i dream cheated on my girlfriend last night

by TylerTheTigger April 26, 2011

Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.

"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"

by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011