"champagne shit"
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
by @takochino November 19, 2017
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When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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This can be a solo or a joint effort.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
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How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
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How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
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Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
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Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
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