Has been called the destroyer of worlds, the kicker of elves. Powerful yet merciful. Kiel, the most intense and awesome name ever to have graced an individual, has been known to solve problems by destroying both parties and taking their turf. A lyrical genius and a true renaissance man. Scientology is the only true way for a Kiel.

Being that it was the last name of the man who played Jaws in the James Bond movies, all claims on the name Kiel can only go to the truly deserving.
Kiel, the kicker of elves, quit the band to pillage a town.
by Geroge McFly February 4, 2010
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the hottest guy ever who loves being tickled till he pees his pants; enjoys baking cookies in his spare time :P
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend
Did you hear Kiel baked cookies with his girlfriend last night??!!
by snickerdoodles January 19, 2009
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Sexy Thic Booty loving Superhero, who’s powers come from eating Breakfast foods.

Comic books series; exemplify him has a “Master of Bitches”, a modern day Super pimp, a role model for all y’all niggas!

Marvel has purchased movie rights and will begin filming Summer 2019.
Damn! Kiel sure loves his bitches and breakfast burritos!
by Benevolent WM March 20, 2019
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A tall weeabo who watches Hentai and is a white boi. He destroyed half the universe with his acne and is the child predator
by Loli6969 December 19, 2018
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An 18 year old man that dances like a gorilla whilst in clubs. Women usually have the tendancy to become entranced by his moves causing immitation.

He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.
"I was watching Kiel dance last night. He moves like a gorilla man! I liked it ;)"
by Dwayne from Lodge Farm September 3, 2008
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A fucking marshmallow; he's soft and white
The biggest cunt that you've seen thus far
"Yo Taaha, look at Kiel over there, that marshmallow, that cunt. The Baous gon' put that fucker in his place."
by Baous May 1, 2008
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