Has been called the destroyer of worlds, the kicker of elves. Powerful yet merciful. Kiel, the most intense and awesome name ever to have graced an individual, has been known to solve problems by destroying both parties and taking their turf. A lyrical genius and a true renaissance man. Scientology is the only true way for a Kiel.
Being that it was the last name of the man who played Jaws in the James Bond movies, all claims on the name Kiel can only go to the truly deserving.
Being that it was the last name of the man who played Jaws in the James Bond movies, all claims on the name Kiel can only go to the truly deserving.
by Geroge McFly February 4, 2010
the hottest guy ever who loves being tickled till he pees his pants; enjoys baking cookies in his spare time :P
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend
by snickerdoodles January 19, 2009
Kiel
/K-eye-L/
Pro-Noun
Sexy Thic Booty loving Superhero, who’s powers come from eating Breakfast foods.
Comic books series; exemplify him has a “Master of Bitches”, a modern day Super pimp, a role model for all y’all niggas!
Marvel has purchased movie rights and will begin filming Summer 2019.
/K-eye-L/
Pro-Noun
Sexy Thic Booty loving Superhero, who’s powers come from eating Breakfast foods.
Comic books series; exemplify him has a “Master of Bitches”, a modern day Super pimp, a role model for all y’all niggas!
Marvel has purchased movie rights and will begin filming Summer 2019.
by Benevolent WM March 20, 2019
A tall weeabo who watches Hentai and is a white boi. He destroyed half the universe with his acne and is the child predator
Look at that it’s Kiel
by Loli6969 December 19, 2018
An 18 year old man that dances like a gorilla whilst in clubs. Women usually have the tendancy to become entranced by his moves causing immitation.
He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.
He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.
by Dwayne from Lodge Farm September 3, 2008
"Yo Taaha, look at Kiel over there, that marshmallow, that cunt. The Baous gon' put that fucker in his place."
by Baous May 1, 2008