Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.

thon's a cracker

by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010

Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Crackerado

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado

Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!

by domeslug December 3, 2003

Cracker

Name of Australian website ("crackers"), where prostitutes can advertise for free. There are roughly 10,000 ads of this kind weekly listed on this website. Possibly this is why the Australian word "cracker", which means "prostitute" or"nympromaniac".

She is a cracker.

by New looke for luke February 18, 2015

Beddy Cocker

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!

Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.

by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

The Cacken!

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.

John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

Cockerel

The name of a young male chicken.

I learned how to handle them first-hand when one of my brothers acquired a magnificent white cockerel and five sandy brown hens.

by Arietta November 29, 2011