cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.

Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.

by urban pervert July 1, 2006

cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

cream pie whisker

A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.

I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!

by smbello July 30, 2009

cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman August 6, 2005

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

by Spazmax October 4, 2009

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009

Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

by aaroncopland July 3, 2012