Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.

"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"

by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.

You should commit despacito

by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025