catified

The process of being turned into a cat.

"you just got catified!!!"

by Da shifty snifty October 13, 2017

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

curtified

🅱️urtified is a roblox youtuber who mainly posts videos about his "good" obby skills.

HE SUCKS

🅱️urtified: I suck.
-curtified

by catfan123 April 20, 2022

Clentified

To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit.

Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would say you have been Clentified.

by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

certifieddilflover420

The sexiest mf alive

Wow! certifieddilflover420 is so amazing and cool!

by Giana smith March 27, 2021

Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high

- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”

by Fortizmo April 19, 2019