blissues

a Bliss with issues

i've got blissues with amberger

by dizen October 22, 2010

Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation

Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.

by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012

Bissellbody

A person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. They will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. Since they are in a sense "sucking themselves" as close to you as possible, they are named a Bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).

A: Someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!

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by Hmmphh! August 14, 2013

bliss vibe

At peace. In love. Euphoric. Pleasure domed. Happy.

"Cum here bae, let's get on that bliss vibe."

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Bissoring

The act of scissoring with butt holes.

Those lesbians weren't sissoring they were bissoring.

by Morning Snorkel November 4, 2016

bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017

Bliss Repellent

The exact opposite of jail-bait. An over-age person who an still pass for underage so you don't do them even though you totally can.

The only thing worse than finding out a girl you did was jail bait is finding out a girl you refused to bang was actually bliss repellent

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017