Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax

Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Ohooo jij, jij bent echt

A sentence used in Dutch by very few people. You say this when you really dislike someone and are on the edge of smacking them across the face.

"Ohooo jij, jij bent echt een vies goor kutjoch."

by Demon_Daddy December 7, 2021

Too bent

When you too drunk most of the time you bent over.

Ricky: yo that man nick had too much to drink, he’s too bent.

by Radollarz April 9, 2022

bent

Irish slang word

If a person is bent, they can't kick a ball straight to save their own life

Callum just missed again, he's so bent.

by dereksinginghighlikethis April 9, 2022

Get Bent

Canadian dialog for fuck off

Karen: "I wanted to park there!"
Canadian:"get bent bud"
Or
"You need to pay off your student debt or we'll be taking your home"
"Get bent buddy I just graduated"

by Mr.Meeseeks November 4, 2021

bent bitches

curvy gay bitches who get shit done, bent bitches.

those girls are bent bitches.

by thickysicky November 14, 2021

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022