tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

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Jungle Barbie

A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.

I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!

by Tadahoney July 28, 2015

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acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

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crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017

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ur babies got rabies

The next continuation of the "ur mum gay" series

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*

by u bettr sutp March 24, 2019

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