Bond That Shit

The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.

Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.

When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.

Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.

by Jr.Buddha November 18, 2012

Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022

Wall bond

When you and a close homie double penetrate a girl and feel each other through her skin wall

Let's wall bond through Jessica, no homo

by H3ntaifanatic March 04, 2023

coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker

Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond

by Pornhub6971 October 21, 2019

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 04, 2021

James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter December 31, 2016