battle pig

a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general.

Look at that battle pig on the motorcycle.

by Rodney Lamp July 6, 2006

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005

text battle

Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"

Example 1-

John: wat up alex, wanna chill?

Alex: idk what u wanna do

John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?

Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.

John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin

Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.

John: screw u then

(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.

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Example 2-

Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie

Tom: u dont even know batman

Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman

Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?

Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.

(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth

by abcdef g rated August 16, 2008

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009

game battles

a website for homosexual hipsters who think they are the shit at call of duty. their names usually consist of a slightly sophisticated word (i.e oriqinal). Also they may contain unnecessary z's or s's (cloudz) and have lower case q's for g's. they are 13-17(fact). use a lot of gay forum sites and talk to people that are older than them on xbox. mainly faggy white kids with long skater style hair who think new faggity dubstep music is the best music and make fun of mexican people on xbox who like rap.

game battles homo: hey bro i just posted a doubles on gb.
game battles homo 2: i don't know if i can play my dads coming home soon so i'm probably have to suck his d!ck
game battles homo: this kids hella gay im just going to dispute the match
game battles homo 2: ohh did u hear that new deadmua5(pronounced dead-maow-FIVE) song
game battles homo: omg yeah bro sick drop!!! ohh and do u need some help with your dad
game battles homo 2: yeah bro i get balls u get shaft, if u want we could switch.

by wazamoufdo September 9, 2011