Amazon

An adjective that means scummy and/or nasty.

Origins found in the business practices of online retailer Amazon.

"Josh has gotta shower before he goes to the bar, his balls are way too Amazon to be in public.”

by guyfsmiley December 4, 2019

Amazon

The most addicting website, or a rainforest.

Let's waste our money on Amazon!

by wassup bees October 28, 2019

Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Amazon girl

A female person, which has every psychological complex from A to Z.

"She is crazy, she is an emotional wreck.
A real Amazon girl.

by arandomperson13 July 5, 2020

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020