Aluminum Fart

When you fart while sitting on an aluminum object, most likely a bench in a park. The fart will be very distinct and sharp, and will get the attention of everyone in the park.

I was watching my kid on the swing set, when I had an aluminum fart! I was so embarassed!

by Pally103 June 10, 2009

albuquerque

the largest city in the fifth largest state in the union. cut by a river sadly named "Rio Grande" and enclosed the east by a large 10,000 foot mountain range penned "Sandia" or watermelon mountains. containing a large hispanic and native american navajo population.

also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"

get the f@#$ out of La Mierda as soon as possibly man

by Chevy G March 23, 2005

Macbook Aluminum

The Macbook Aluminum is the redesign of the original Macbook by Apple. It was released during October of 2008. It is created by billeting a single piece of aluminum and creating what Apple calls the "unibody" which is a one piece aluminum enclosure. The Macbook Aluminum features a 13.3 inch LED backlit screen with a native resolution of 1280x800 and a glass enclosure with a black bevel. It features a Intel Core 2 Duo with either 2.0Ghz or 2.4Ghz depending on the model chosen. The 2.4Ghz model features a backlit keyboard and a larger hard drive. Other than that both models are the same. Each model carries the new nVidia GeForce 9400M which features 256mb of VRAM and offers a very fast and much improved 1066mHz frontside bus. The addition of this custom built card allows for larger files to be open and run at faster speeds. It also allows for Leopard to run faster and also opens up the ability for Macbooks to play demanding 3D games such as Call of Duty 4 at a very decent clip, something that was only previously possible on the Macbook Pro. This also allows for faster transfer of information from the processor to the RAM which is now expandable to up to 4GB. The other new addition is a completely single piece trackpad which is made of glass and incorporates multi-touch gestures. The new iteration of the Macbook also omits FireWire and replaces the AVI port with an Apple proprietary Mini Display port. The 2.0Ghz model is available for 1,299 dollars with the 2.4Ghz model at 1,499 as of this writing.

Microsoft Fanboy: I just bought this new Dell laptop and it wrecks at running Call of Duty 4! I mean dude!!!

Macbook Aluminum Owner: Hey... would you quiet down... I'm playing Call of Duty 4 on full texture settings and owning PC kiddies like you online if you don't mind...

by ManBearPig1942 January 2, 2009

alblum

This is NOT A WORD.

"Can you believe rizzou didn't think Alblums was a word and kickeed me for not sharing anime?"

by Friendly Yan November 22, 2003

aluminium

how the british people say aluminum

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by reno April 20, 2005

albuquerque

Shithole trying to be a real city. A place for Californians to buy up property and live in gated communities. Worst schools and drivers in USA! Major fat ass people! Ignorant, arrogant and corrupt.

Albuquerque is the tax dollar wasteland of America. A city that will never be anything but a beanhole in the world.

by Ina Binge November 21, 2006

Albuquerque Academy

1. Common stereotype/ misconception: A snotty rich-kid private school, on a 10,000 acre campus filled with Asian nerds who have no social life and don't have any fun or sex.

2. What it actually is: A college prep grades 6-12 school with brick buildings on an attractive, leafy, large campus in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Highly regarded by colleges and Albuquerque residents, usually; with successful alumni and effective teaching skills. Superior academics, sports teams and competitive clubs make this school highly ranked in Albuquerque.

Pedro: Aw, man, no, ese! Don't go to Albuquerque Academy for high school! Don't you want a social life???

by albuquerque July 25, 2012