Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Alamo Heights

Preppy neighborhood bubble inside Loop 410 in San Antonio, Texas. People who live there are called oh-niners, for the last two digits of their zip code.

"We have an awesome tennis team at Alamo Heights High school."

by nattyk July 2, 2006

alanon

Alanon is not Alcoholics Anonymous. Alanon is a loose organization of support groups for those who have close personal relationships with alcoholics, people who may or may not be alcoholics themselves.

Question: why do Alanons close their eyes during sex? Answer: they can't stand to see an alcoholic having a good time.

by RPM April 19, 2004

alabama double dog

when a guy has two chicks, one lined up behind him and one in line with his penis. He then puts a strap on on backwords and fucks both of the girls. every pelvic thrust his penis is inserted and when he pulls out the strap on is inserted.

i had these two chicks last night tht taught me a new sex move

its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off

by trombz69696969 April 29, 2010

Alab

Stands for Acting Like A Bitch.

Hey Mike "You are taking food from the garbage".
"So" said Mike.
Joe said "Your ALAB".

by Chobuyer July 30, 2011

Clay, Alabama

A town full of rednecks who enjoy riding in big pick'em-up trucks and hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly all night looking for fights. You must own a truck, two dogs, and a can of 'baccy to live here. Everyone who lives in Clay can only hope to live in Trussville or amount to its greatness.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy drives a red Toyota Tacoma Pre-Runner with a lift kit.

Guy 2: Must be a low-life from Clay, Alabama!

by sundey92 June 16, 2011

alabama waterfall

n.

A mullet haircut.

Check out that guy's wicked alabama waterfall. He is so rad in the face.

by Stephen Wood September 16, 2006