National Finger Day

Anyone and i mean fucking anyone that you wanna finger , you can ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY BITCHES ****NOV 3rd

"Hey can i finger you?" "SURE , ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY"

by Cyperohyper November 1, 2019

Four Finger KitKat

A (hopefully) sexual foreplay activity involving insertion of four digits on one hand into the anticipatory anus of someone partaking in erotic behaviour.

“Sid was reet horny for a good bangin so Bernard got him going with the old four finger kitkat”

by awesomechappie November 6, 2019

No finger February

No mastrubating for woman

I failed no finger February

by Hdporn December 18, 2019

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

Vibe Finger

Slang for the right index finger, where playing jazz vibraphone with the Burton grip is most likely to cause callouses or tears.

"Yeah, I really fucked my vibe finger last night at the jam session."

by justvibin February 5, 2020

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands

I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.

by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020

Chinese Finger Trapping

When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.

Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy

also known as Zuckles Fleshlight

by oddbod_cal March 3, 2020