Dick Nozzle 

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

Dick Nozzle by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Dick butter 

The sweaty build up of grimmy residue that creates a strong stink that grows over time

Matt:what's that smell

John:haven't showered in a while , must be my dick butter

Dick butter by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017

dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock

i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.

dick meat by pab702 November 12, 2003

dick cap 

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

dick cap by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Dick Blister 

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

Dick Blister by William Ichord July 19, 2007

Dick Call 

The female booty call, when you need a man but don't want to be tied down, just wanna get it in !

"Don't worry he was just a dick call!"

Dick Call by Chelsey and Wayne October 2, 2010

dick sneeze 

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

dick sneeze by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003