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Lounging Bro 

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".
Lounging Bro by The P&P May 17, 2013
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Maximus Bro 

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

snorkel bro 

A Guy that love giving oral sex to female.
snorkel bro by bambino5683 October 13, 2014
A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
Lax bro by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015

Incestimo bro's 

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's
My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

The bro catcher 

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"