May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
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Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
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Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020
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First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
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Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020
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An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 8, 2020
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Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
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