Urban Dictionary: Ultimate Simp

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Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.

Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.

by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

by kais ex bros September 04, 2020

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hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 04, 2020

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