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Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimate Simp 

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

Ultimate Simp 

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai
hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimatesimpforkaeya

A TikToker who simps for Kaeya.
They also flirt a lot of the time but they’re actually a pretty nice person!

(Also my favorite mutual 🤔‼️)
Person 1: Hey do you follow ultimatesimpforkaeya on TikTok?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You should really go follow them!
Ultimatesimpforkaeya by amagxe March 16, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026