mac's hypothesis 

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.

Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo

mac's hypothesis by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Eric’s Party 

A place where outlandish but commemorative actions or events originate, often orchestrated by Eric. They are so memorable that users on social media plagiarize it for political gain.

Guy 1: Y’all the first people in the world to see a soggy glizzy pressed into a waffle iron.

Guy 2: Yo I remember this happened at Eric’s party!

Eric’s Party by zl_CHANNERZ_lz May 30, 2022

Driver’s Heel 

“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.

Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.

Driver’s Heel by Julesheart March 5, 2023

T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011

and that's on the oaks 

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

and that's on the oaks by OAKTRICK CASEY August 5, 2020

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously 

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.

"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "

defination by dhwani
twitter: @larryishotasf
instagram: @dhwanixwalls

obviously there's no truth to it, obviously by larryishotasf July 16, 2021

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word of legend, only pronounceable by the gods of the human world.

Guy 1: “Hey man, we should invite Jack out to dinner for his birthday.”
Guy 2: “ whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is Jack?”
Guy 3: “Jack Goff, obviously.”

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by GlassMuncher February 6, 2020