that's crazy

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....

Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'

that's crazy by hapahacker February 10, 2010

simon's cat 

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

simon's cat by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

gentleman's week 

A leisurely 3 day work or school week.

Since I was already leaving for the tropics on Friday, I elected to skirt my obligations on Thursday as well and call it a gentleman's week.

gentleman's week by Doctor Hate September 30, 2006

mac's hypothesis 

Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.

Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo

mac's hypothesis by nignog10297 September 15, 2020

Eric’s Party 

A place where outlandish but commemorative actions or events originate, often orchestrated by Eric. They are so memorable that users on social media plagiarize it for political gain.

Guy 1: Y’all the first people in the world to see a soggy glizzy pressed into a waffle iron.

Guy 2: Yo I remember this happened at Eric’s party!

Eric’s Party by zl_CHANNERZ_lz May 30, 2022

Driver’s Heel 

“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.

Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.

Driver’s Heel by Julesheart March 5, 2023

T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011