Dick Tracy

Non offensive way of calling someone a 'dick' or being offensive by crushing a male Ego

That was a good idea wasnt it Dick Tracy

by Curly_L13 February 12, 2006

jager dick

Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.

I don't have whiskey dick, I have Jager dick.
You're not coming out tonight.(pointing to penis)

by danny ho May 20, 2007

Dick Cheney

noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.

"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

tiny dick

A small penis (durr, whatd u expect?)

bill gates has a tiny dick

by Fred Smith :P January 17, 2008

Dick Cheney

stupid and devious man. He killed that guy cause he was drunk, and he raised all the prices of gas. Vice pres. (but might as well be president cause the one know aint doing the trick)

(slured) He's wearing an orange jacket.. You pulled a Dick Cheney!HAHAHAHAHA.

by Pub It up April 17, 2006

Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015

dis dick

A phrase said after someone says "what" in a sentence... A wordretard/worded attempt to prove intellectual superiority by wordretard/worded people.

Retard 1:"Hey, what up, b?"
Retard 2:"mumble mumble"
Retard 1:"What?"
Retard 2:"DIS DICK!!!"
or
Retard 1:"Hey, wanna go to IHIP?"
Retard 2:"Go where?"
Retard 1:"You know, IHIP, the pancake place."
Retard 2:"Oh, you mean IHOP?"
Retard 1:"On DIS DICK!!!!!"

by SFPC whody April 2, 2003