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Spicy Saucewagon 

The spicy saucewagon is a runaway vehicle powered by only the purest and most refined crystals of methamphetamine, Also known as fire. The crystals are packed into the bowl and ignited to form a thick vapor that the conductor then inhales where it fuels an uncontrolled route across town. Usually the Spicy Saucewagon has no clear destination however it does make routine stops to restock its sacks of fire (Superior Crystals). The conductor is the person who at the time is lighting the bowl of crystal fuel and as such decides where the Spicy Saucewagon will travel for the brief time they are behind the wheel.

On rare nights when the crystals are in their most pure and refined forms, you can catch a glimpse of these reckless runaway space cadets as they make their landing on the moon in their Glass rocket called the short bus. In addition, they will make frequent references to the fact both of their parents are medical doctors. Beware however their re-entry can be violent as they pass through the earth's atmosphere and their tempers heat to hundreds of degrees till the effects of the burnt fuel remaining in the bowl are all but smoked out.
Space Cadet 1: "Wow that sauce is fire!"
Space Cadet 2: "I know, I think its time to blast off!"
Space Cadet 1: "For sure! Light up, MAH TEENAH!"
Space Cadet 2: "To the moon on the short bus and I'm lickin all the windows!"
Space Cadet 1: "All aboard the Spicy Saucewagon!"
Spicy Saucewagon by Adameze December 5, 2015
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Saucy Dutchman 

A sexual act where the partners defecate on each others lips then they ejaculate onto each others mustache and then they proceed to eat each others mustache.
Cody enjoys performing the saucy dutchman when he hires male hookers.
Saucy Dutchman by dug1988 July 27, 2009
1. A musical term used to identify something that sounds very "bluesy" or "jazz" based. usually involves scales consisting of flat 5s or major/minor7th chords.

2. Something Musically Awesome. Sounding musically "sexy"
That Eb7m9/Cadd9 is one saucy chord. or, daniel that was one saucy guitar solo. or, SAUCY!
saucy by justballin23 March 30, 2011

saucy gurl 

A cheerful, happy and bubbly girl
Mila is always so cheerful and happy - Saucy Gurl, I must say.
saucy gurl by AskDave November 19, 2015
a fly ass guy who can never be roasted tf, he sauci asf, gets all the females , no hoes, no thots. Vice versa for females. We aint sexist here.
Yo my bro nate tho.- Taki
What bout him? -Mimi

Yo that boy sauci asf tho, boutta call him Sauci Nate.- Taki
Sauci by Sauci Ed January 5, 2017

saucy six 

six badass mother fckers also known as the litty titty snitches that rule the world. usually have at least average sized boobs and thicccc as fuuuuu. can also be described as savage and cringey. if you bump into any of them you better pray to jesus christ thanking him that you've been blessed with such a glorious vision.
dude did you see saucy six they're looking extra saucy today
saucy six by saucythicc May 28, 2018