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college simp 

Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.
John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.

Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.
college simp by collegesimp June 28, 2020
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Draco Simp 

Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.
"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."
Draco Simp by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Female Simp 

A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.
Why am I such a female simp?
Female Simp by Monochromatica October 31, 2021

The Anti-Simp 

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.
"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"
The Anti-Simp by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019

Ultra Simp 

A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey
Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp
Ultra Simp by Ooooogurl June 22, 2020

Female simp 

A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her
Ashley: Didnt he leave you on open for like 2 weeks?

M: yes and?
Ashley: you’re such a female simp
Female simp by cookiemonster36 February 23, 2020

Nintendo Simp 

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
Nintendo Simp by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022