Weird chicken 

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken

Weird chicken by kyy March 10, 2022

weird yellow fish 

rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

Boy 1: your a weird yellow fish

Boy 2: rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

weird yellow fish by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Weird Dunk 

A weird dunk is when a team in MCC is given a dunk and dunks a "low performing team"

Seapeekay (callum) is the creator of "weird dunk"

ScottSmajor: dunks yellow yaks

Seapeekay: weird dunk

Weird Dunk by MCC_ENJOYER July 24, 2022

“Weird Al” Yankovic

The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.

“Weird Al” Yankovic by StringedGuitar17 September 5, 2022

weird flex but ok 

When someone says something to brag but that shit is just weird and they still are proud of themselves, you say weird flex but ok to go along with that bullshit

Gay nibbas: I just found this dude in my fortnite lobby and he tryna fuck. He even know my address and shit.

Normal person: weird flex but ok

weird flex but ok by DJ Doorjam November 13, 2018

weird fetishes 

A strange attraction to an object, or an attraction to a strange object. (mentioned in The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green)

Person 1: Is it weird that I love bottle caps?
Person 2: Yeah, that's one of your weird fetishes...

weird fetishes by fandomswimmer11 June 18, 2014

Weird Dick 

Weird dick is when you are with an amazingly hot girl things are going great and you start having sex. Suddenly you get nervous, whether it be about being able to perform, you think about the relationship, something is uncomfortable, Or just plane nerves shut down the sex centers of your brain and leave you flaccid... It is not only embarrassing and humiliating, but can really ruin the date.

The solution. Be honest, tell them whats up. Most of the time its because you really like someone and are just nervous about everything. Take your time and in no time you will be back.

Sometimes you will just need a minute or a couple of dates. If the girl judges you then you don't want to be with her anyways.

Very common in men with over active libido's as because they are constantly aroused, they can get side tracked. Especially if they really like a girl.

Usually is not a problem for those seeking a one night stand, but happens to those who have had enough of them to know they want something more.

You are with a beautiful girl and things start to heat up you have been able to get up to the point of penetration, but now you start to think about things other than sex. Suddenly you get "weird dick" and cannot perform. Your raging hard one minute and not the next.

Weird Dick by locosphere August 23, 2010