Shelf Warmer

The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.

Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.

by DanceLoganDance December 17, 2011

Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A

by Gordonite April 8, 2012

warmers

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.

"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"

by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008

warner brother

tell someone to lookout,

The next u see a police,warner brother!

by jb January 30, 2004

trench warfare

When you pound a girl in the stench trench, and you shoot your "missles" into her "bunker"

Man, last night was the worst trench warfare ever

by front_line_soldier April 29, 2005

Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.

COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.

by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010

3 degrees warmer

It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm

Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.

by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008