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Tasticles

mm these icicles are really tasty! I'm going to call them Tasticles!
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third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.
nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!
by BUNCHO April 2, 2009
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Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.
Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.
by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012
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Testicles

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"
by keemosaurus November 27, 2017
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Testicles

Testicles means your balls.
by Minecraft1238 January 7, 2019
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chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017
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Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021
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