stonkonometrics

Stonkonometrics is studied by a Stonkonomist. This course involves learning how to make big stonks and requires big brains.

Bob: What do you wanna study at Uni?
Stonkonomist: Stonkonometrics
Bob: Damn! Never knew u make big stocks
Stonkonomist: Init

by Stonkonomist69 May 12, 2020

Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.

I will take your entire stonks

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

stoongie

concept of using any seat as a proverbial toilet where one may smoke their preferred substance while taking a long awaited piss/dump. Stoongie may be used as a pet name for a best friend that can smell a case of “they think their s*** don’t stink”.

Could really use a Stoongie to pop a squat on and open a tupper full of magical beans in this here doggone Home Depot

by Garfield Raspy August 11, 2020

Stornkies

A fat italian-made weed blunt.

"Eyo boss, we got your order."
"Thanks, my friend, give us some stornkies."
"On it boss."

by BonkyTonk August 20, 2020

Stonk

When an individual acts in a fashion of stonkish nature. When someone acts of a dumb nature or does stupid things. Stonks can include Frat boys, dumb kids, skater boys, stoners, aswell as anyone who lacks brain cells

Bro 1: Bruh look at this stonk ass n*gga
Bro 2: He’s always doin some dumb shit. what a stonk.

by kyleemesho August 28, 2020

Stonks

beeg stocks

Guys, we are getting stonks!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020