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Smiley Talk

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)
"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.
by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011
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Smileyitis

A condition that sadly exists in only a small percentage of the population and of that small percentage the majority are women.

The condition results in the individual having a dazzling smile that is present for the majority of the time.

In extreme cases the smileyitis becomes contagious and is naturally transferred to anyone the individual may come into contact with.
Tell me about your new friend Valerie?

She's awesome, smart, funny, easy to talk to, but the thing I like about her the most is that she has a contagious case of 'Smileyitis'.
by The Candian Brit November 3, 2011
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Stipey

adj. Nasty, Malicious, Untrustworthy, Bastard of a person...
That's the 3rd awful tackle Drogba has made the stipey little c***...
by fatboyspence June 18, 2012
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smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.
by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014
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smileytard

a brain numbing waste of oxygen, grinning away like an idiot
damn that was smart! what a smileytard
by barrybenson April 23, 2015
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Smiley

When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.
"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet
by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015
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