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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
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split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities
She was a proper split merk
by pigslips October 17, 2013
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Lickety split

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022
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Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me
by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022
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Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives
Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?
by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020
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wickedly split

by cowboycj February 11, 2014
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Lickity Split

A lick then
Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup
by rasberry frog October 13, 2020
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