spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Spaniards

People with ancestors from spain. They are light white skinned, usually have dark hair and blue, green, or grey eyes. They are very athletic and fit. Spaniards are part Erupeon. Bieng a Spaniard is not an insult. Some people think since someone knows some spanish then they are mexican, but think thats wierd that they dont have the tanned skin, thats because they are spaniards. Unless, a wierd kid thinks everyone who comes out of spanish class is a mexican then claims they are all mexicans. The mentally challenged kid doesnt know anything.

Spaniards are from spain. Sometimes people don't know what someone from spain is called so they just call them spanish.

by MynameisLemons August 14, 2007

spaint

Being generally out of it

man that guy needs to get his shit together, so spaint!

by dsimmsdad April 25, 2010

Spanish Seagull

When one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.

My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.

by Banana hammock 123 October 26, 2009

speak spanish

To understand something to the fullest extent. Derived from "you don't even understand", and "we don't do that at camp ojai". Ultimately the coolest term in the world.

You don't even speak spanish.

by Gangstarjman October 1, 2006