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Soccer-mom

a mother who takes it upon herself to be there all the time for her children while also working. Tends to drive minivans and is on a first name basis with the wawa coffe guy.
any suberban mom with a minivan is a soccer-mom
by losr4life24 January 16, 2009
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Soccer Mom

Term applying to a suburban housewife who spends most of her time looking after her kids, taking them to and from school, little league sports games, music lessons, etc., in lieu of a career. There are essentially two kinds of soccer moms:
-The bad kind: the one most other soccer mom definitions on this site target. The ones that take rather conservative views and approaches to life, having negative perceptions on most forms of modern music, video games, TV shows that don't feature characters like Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, and any and all signs of non-conformity. The type that feel anything that isn't considered "family friendly" (at least by their standards) should be outlawed.
-The good kind: a soccer mom who hates being such. Chances are that the soccer mom life isn't what they want; either they had bigger dreams and ambitions that never took off or didn't get far, or who convinced themselves they were happy and didn't see the truth until it was too late. Much more tolerant of outside influences and non-family friendly things (so long as no one is forcing them onto their children). Soccer moms like these tend to escape their dull lives by reading romantic-often dirty-novels and frequently getting drunk on wine.
Not all Soccer Moms are stuck up bitches who think their children come before anything and everything else in this world.
by Gaaraofthedamned May 19, 2014
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soccer am

The best tv Programme on saturday morning tv. has people such as little rocket, sheephead, STAN HIBBERT= legend. presented by helen chamberlain + Lovejoy
Barry - Thats a Right Touch, soccer am, barry 9:10 every saturday
by jackbob bill ben January 3, 2006
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Soccer

Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes
Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.
by UsedPizza June 19, 2016
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Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008
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soccer

... is to sport like riverdance is to the performing arts. Yes, it does take some skill, they don't use their arms AND it is incredibly boring.

Also known for

- players taking melodramatic dives to get a penalty
- curing insomnea
- having only 3 real rules, one of which no-one can actually explain (off side)
- fans who start riots

Thank God for William Webb Ellis, the first soccer player to realise how stupid the game was and picked up the ball.

If you want to keep a ball in the air for 10 minutes, buy a hackeysack. That's as relevant to playing soccer as spinning a basketball on one finger is to playing basketball.

It's not all bad. After all, without soccer, there'd be no "soccer mums" and you know you like them !
I went to a soccer game the other day and fell asleep instantly. At full time my friend woke me. I asked if I had missed anything and he said "nil all draw - but the grass grew a bit".

Next time I'll go to something entertaining, like Netball, Rugby League, Hockey (ice or field), Lingerie League etc.
by E_Z_Fleece November 14, 2011
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Soccer Player

A soccer player is a boy/girl that is awesome. They work really hard and get hurt constantly. They are strong and players of the best sport, unlike football players.
Wow that person is super fast, they must be a soccer player. ⚽️
by Hehe👞👞 December 8, 2019
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