shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

Shitpost central

A place where 4 retards say random shit

"Did you hear what they were saying on shitpost central?"

by ThatFucker March 9, 2017

shitbup

Shutting someone up by taking your index finger and middle finger and closing their mouth so they cant talk anymore

Connor was shitbupped by Elsa.

by BigFatChicken June 26, 2017

Shitpipe

Shitpipe is The proper terminology for a gay man's Kum receptacle found sticking vertical uncapped at a construction site!. There are typically well known location for donkey holes to linger around. They must sit down and go up and down until it's assume explodes then becomes Foreman of Jizzlers.

The foreman told the donkeyhole to go sit on the shitpipe and get himself off!

by Donkey_Minimus July 21, 2017

shit up

Shit up is when you get pound in the anal with your ass up n shit all over

She shit up after I took my dick outta her ass.

by Aallee November 15, 2017