Scorch muffins

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

scrobadowich

a person who is renowned for their skills as a scrobadiver

That random Marcus had was a scrobadowich

by Ahmed Latheef February 25, 2005

scroach

1. A term meaning to itch your scrotum.
2. A term meaning extraordinarily cool.

1. "I'm going to go scroach."

2. "Dude, that was scroach!"

by Socal Richard L November 2, 2006

Scorched

The act of being hot and thirsty at the same time.

As we walked down the avenue during the heat of the day, I shouted to my friends,"I'm so scorched." When the laughter subsided, I explained that I was so hot and thirsty, scorched, you know.

by Pattism May 19, 2013

Scooch

A mixture between a skank and a hooch.

Britany spears is a Scooch

by Meli February 1, 2004

scoochie

a combination of the words "skank" and "hoocie"

janelle called mallory a scoochie in geography today.

by Janelle May 20, 2003