Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

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clara schmitz

claka baka schmitz is a maneater who has all the sai kung girlies and men. she is v fashionable but might steal ur clothes if ur amber! she can also be known as baboobabee, clancy, or claki taki. shes really into minecraft too.

Gega: omg did you see that girl wearing that dream hoodie??
Oski: Ya i think that’s a clara schmitz

by sophie devlin November 5, 2022

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Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

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Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

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Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

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Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026

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Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

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