peek-a-poo

When taking such an epic dump that you get off the toilet before wiping to admire it.

"Dude -what are you doing in there? Dying?"
"No man, I'm playing peek-a-poo! Come in here and take a look at this animal!"

by D-McNasty June 5, 2014

Moose Peekin'

Used to describe the way a poo log looks (like a moose head that's peeking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peekin' here!"

by Bbbllgggh August 28, 2005

porno-dick-peek

The occasional and involuntary watching of another man's dick often disliked, but a necessary evil in porn.

Fuck, man, that porno-dick-peek stayed on my mind even after 4 straight hours of hardcore girl-on-girl action.

Dude, as a porn-watching male, I tell you, it's a steep price to pay, but totally justifiable for the amount of pussy you get on porn.

by coco7wewe September 10, 2009

gunt peek

when the gunt makes a slight unknown appearance without the beholders knowledge

Oh my god, look at that gunt peeking out of the bottom of that gunt's shirt!

by Dr. Gunt Ph.D, March 15, 2013

Peek-a-poo

When evacuating the bowels, a person will begin to retract the emerging feces and then slowly let in emerge, then retract it again. Repeat until bored.

Hey dudes! I just played Peek-a-poo in the shitter!

by nom nom de plume June 7, 2009

peek_a_boo

a peek-a-boo is when you brown eye (or moon) a person and squeeze a poo out and suck it back up your arse.

harry the dirty prick was pissed last night and peek-a-booed a car load of people on our way home from the pub.

by that guy August 30, 2003

PEEKLERS

Noun: word used to describe one's eyes.

Similies: ojos, eyeballs, peepers, face orbs...etc.

I didn't mean to be peeklering you with my peeklers.

by Bob Whiteman January 22, 2008